Wednesday, April 5
Splattered
This is what greeted my wife when she got back to work from lunch yesterday. Her offices is over to the right, under the edge of the Sydney Sherman Bridge at the Port of Houston.
Seems a 41 year old Mexican dude decided to end it all, so he drove partway up the bridge and took a header. But wanting to be unique, he dropped his pants, but not his underwear.
She said that when he landed the force of the landing forced all the gasses from his digestive tract, blowing a hole out of his underwear from the force of the gas exiting his body, sending shit everywhere.
And yes, he is dead under that sheet.
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