Tuesday, September 1
What an asshole...
Ok, a couple of weeks back the WHOLE family went on a vacation to Southern California. We (wife, myself, 5 year old son, 3 year old son, 3 year old daughter) all flew via Frontier Airlines to San Diego, CA. From there we drove up to Palm Desert and spent the week. Our final day the wife, oldest son and I all went to Legoland and had a great time while the twins stayed with my parents. Then we flew home from San Diego.
We had a flight from San Diego to Denver. My wife, daughter and oldest son took 3 seats in one row, my youngest son and I took the first two seats across the aisle from them.
Then, Mr. Stinky man sat down next to us.
This dude smelled horrible, like he had sex with a wildabeast before boarding the plane, and didn't wash up. It was terrible. Then he decided to speak. He asked where we were heading, I said Houston. "Why would you want to go there?" he asked. I said, "because we live there." He then proceeded to tell me how bad Houston was, crime, traffic, polution, etc. So I asked, "have you been there?" He said, "No, I went to Austin once, that was bad enough."
I had my 3 year old sitting between us, so a debate was out of the question, so I let it go for the time being.
Here is a nice rebuttal for Mr. Stinky Asshole Man.
Here is a link to a list of the 40 largest cities in the USA, listed from most stressful to least stressful.
Fortune 40 Most Stressful Cities List
San Diego came in at number 16, Houston at number 32. Hmmmm.... Twice as far down the list, sounds better to me.
Lets see some stats:
According to the list Houston has better housing value, lower unemployment, and lower cost of living. Yes, I can see why you don't want to live here.
In addition, by being in Texas, Houston has NO STATE INCOME TAX, and instead of being bankrupt, Texas has a BUDGET SURPLUS. So, unlike California, people who live here can afford shampoo, toothpast, deoderant, and a daily shower.
Take that Mr. Stinky Asshole Man.
Update 9-10-2009:
Forbes has now put out a list of the Top 10 Cities in which to make a living, Houston is Number 2! Austin is number 4 and Dallas is number 1. Hey, Mister Stinky Asshole Man, know what cities from California made the list? None! HA!
We had a flight from San Diego to Denver. My wife, daughter and oldest son took 3 seats in one row, my youngest son and I took the first two seats across the aisle from them.
Then, Mr. Stinky man sat down next to us.
This dude smelled horrible, like he had sex with a wildabeast before boarding the plane, and didn't wash up. It was terrible. Then he decided to speak. He asked where we were heading, I said Houston. "Why would you want to go there?" he asked. I said, "because we live there." He then proceeded to tell me how bad Houston was, crime, traffic, polution, etc. So I asked, "have you been there?" He said, "No, I went to Austin once, that was bad enough."
I had my 3 year old sitting between us, so a debate was out of the question, so I let it go for the time being.
Here is a nice rebuttal for Mr. Stinky Asshole Man.
Here is a link to a list of the 40 largest cities in the USA, listed from most stressful to least stressful.
Fortune 40 Most Stressful Cities List
San Diego came in at number 16, Houston at number 32. Hmmmm.... Twice as far down the list, sounds better to me.
Lets see some stats:
According to the list Houston has better housing value, lower unemployment, and lower cost of living. Yes, I can see why you don't want to live here.
In addition, by being in Texas, Houston has NO STATE INCOME TAX, and instead of being bankrupt, Texas has a BUDGET SURPLUS. So, unlike California, people who live here can afford shampoo, toothpast, deoderant, and a daily shower.
Take that Mr. Stinky Asshole Man.
Update 9-10-2009:
Forbes has now put out a list of the Top 10 Cities in which to make a living, Houston is Number 2! Austin is number 4 and Dallas is number 1. Hey, Mister Stinky Asshole Man, know what cities from California made the list? None! HA!
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