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My mom sent me this. Too funny...

Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:

Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With
that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep
their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi
Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,
and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets
and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation,"
which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and
emergency procedures director, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern
coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your
homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator
Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you
return.

Bon Voyage!"