Friday, June 25
Stupid Parenting Tricks
What's up with the stupid kids names? Don't parents realize that kids are going to have to live with this funny, cute, thing they did to their kids?
First Gwenneth Paltrow names her kid Apple.
Next Courtney Cox and David Arquette name their kid Coco, a name that sounds like part of a porn film, "I'm cuckoo for coco cox!"
Now, I'm at the Discount Tire this afternoon and encoutered a misbehaving little girl, I think her name was December, but her mother spoke fluent Ebonic, and was referring to her as "Decemba" or "Disemba", not up on my Ebonic spelling these days. "Decemba, stop that. Decemba, leave that man alone. Decemba, come here. Decemba, stop trying to take that man's drink. Decemba! Decemba! Decemba."
Just wanted to say, "It's Juneba!"
First Gwenneth Paltrow names her kid Apple.
Next Courtney Cox and David Arquette name their kid Coco, a name that sounds like part of a porn film, "I'm cuckoo for coco cox!"
Now, I'm at the Discount Tire this afternoon and encoutered a misbehaving little girl, I think her name was December, but her mother spoke fluent Ebonic, and was referring to her as "Decemba" or "Disemba", not up on my Ebonic spelling these days. "Decemba, stop that. Decemba, leave that man alone. Decemba, come here. Decemba, stop trying to take that man's drink. Decemba! Decemba! Decemba."
Just wanted to say, "It's Juneba!"
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