Wednesday, December 17
Why this country is on it's deathbed...
Tonight, Barbara Walters will reveal the Most Fascinating (her opinion) Person of 2003 on her prime time special "10 Most Fascinating People of 2003".
To help us out, she has posted the first nine online, but you have to tune in to see #1.
Who is fascinating?
Five queer guys who turn normal guys into "Metrosexuals", a woman who can sing and has big tits, a psycho bitch that wants to decorate your house, another queer man who got mauled by his tiger, an acrtress that looks like she hasn't eaten in years, an actor turned politician with a propensity for grabbing women's asses and tits, an 18 year old BOY that is making more in one day than I make all year, and finally, last, but not least, a couple that didn't get married this year because they generated too much media hype on their own about the event, and didn't want it ruined by the hype they built.
Man, I find it utterly amazing that there is not a fascinating person on this planet that is solely involved in politics, science, computing or anything else. And how about this, every single fascinating person is from the United States. No one frascinating outside our borders. I'll trade places with any of these top 10 jackasses any day, I'll bet they couldn't handle real world daily activities. This country has already gone to hell, and the handbasket has long since burned away.
Try these fascinating people:
Stephen Hawking, a fascinating scientitst
Tom Delay, a fascinating asshole
Howard Dean, a fascinating guy who won't be president
Shrin Ebadi, a fascinating revolutionary
To help us out, she has posted the first nine online, but you have to tune in to see #1.
Who is fascinating?
Five queer guys who turn normal guys into "Metrosexuals", a woman who can sing and has big tits, a psycho bitch that wants to decorate your house, another queer man who got mauled by his tiger, an acrtress that looks like she hasn't eaten in years, an actor turned politician with a propensity for grabbing women's asses and tits, an 18 year old BOY that is making more in one day than I make all year, and finally, last, but not least, a couple that didn't get married this year because they generated too much media hype on their own about the event, and didn't want it ruined by the hype they built.
Man, I find it utterly amazing that there is not a fascinating person on this planet that is solely involved in politics, science, computing or anything else. And how about this, every single fascinating person is from the United States. No one frascinating outside our borders. I'll trade places with any of these top 10 jackasses any day, I'll bet they couldn't handle real world daily activities. This country has already gone to hell, and the handbasket has long since burned away.
Try these fascinating people:
Stephen Hawking, a fascinating scientitst
Tom Delay, a fascinating asshole
Howard Dean, a fascinating guy who won't be president
Shrin Ebadi, a fascinating revolutionary
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