Monday, December 29
Bored Dren answers other people's mail...
Ok, I saw this in the paper the other day, and thought about it a little, it was in the Dear Abby column on December 19th 2003.
DEAR ABBY: I am writing because my 12-year-old daughter, "Dorothy," is pregnant for the second time. Due to our religion, we do not believe in birth control or abortion. We kept the first baby, but we're afraid if we keep the second, Dorothy will continue to have premarital sex. Should we abort this one or let her have this baby, too? Please reply soon. -- CONCERNED PARENT IN TEXAS
Dear Concerned Parent,
What religion do you belong to that it is ok for a 12 year old child to be impregnated twice, but does not want to deal with that child? Let's face it, your religion sucks, and your daughter is a slut. Here is what you do, 1) Kill the father, 2) Have the little slut's tubes tied, 3) Get out of the Michael Jackson / R. Kelley religious cult, 4) move to a new town where people won't know just how stupid you must be to get into this problem in the first place.
Your friend,
The Dren
DEAR ABBY: I am writing because my 12-year-old daughter, "Dorothy," is pregnant for the second time. Due to our religion, we do not believe in birth control or abortion. We kept the first baby, but we're afraid if we keep the second, Dorothy will continue to have premarital sex. Should we abort this one or let her have this baby, too? Please reply soon. -- CONCERNED PARENT IN TEXAS
Dear Concerned Parent,
What religion do you belong to that it is ok for a 12 year old child to be impregnated twice, but does not want to deal with that child? Let's face it, your religion sucks, and your daughter is a slut. Here is what you do, 1) Kill the father, 2) Have the little slut's tubes tied, 3) Get out of the Michael Jackson / R. Kelley religious cult, 4) move to a new town where people won't know just how stupid you must be to get into this problem in the first place.
Your friend,
The Dren
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