Unruly Behavior

Just made my afternoon visit to the john. There is nothing so great as to find out that some chickenshit asshole is too lazy, afraid, inconsiderate or stupid to lift the seat before pissing. Yeah, no one has to work here all day, I'll just piss all over the seat, screw them if they need to take a dump later.

Too damn chicken to lift the seat?
Too damn lazy to lift the seat?
Grew up with people too stupid to lift the seat?

Follow this link to remedy your error.

If you can't lift the seat and pee like pa, then have a seat and pee like ma.