Saturday, August 2
Fun with telemarketers...
Ok, last weekend, SBC DSL services called me. I told them I wasn't interested, I have a cable modem, and I am happy with the service.
Today the phone rings, on the Caller ID - SBC 2102467894. What the hell, I need some entertainment, I'll answer the phone.
[Dren] "Hello!"
[SBC] "Hello sir, this is Ruby with SBC Yahoo DSL Internet Service."
[Dren] "Hi, Ruby, I'm naked right now."
[SBC] "Um, ok, well, we're calling to tell you that SBC now has Yahoo DSL Internet services available in your area."
[Dren] "Yeah, Ruby, I know, yall called last weekend to tell me the same thing, I was naked then too."
[SBC] "Um, ok, sir, you have a nice day." [Then she hangs up.]
Wohoo! Me 1, Telemarketer 0!
My wife says I have issues. I say, free entertainment at someone else's expense is great!
Today the phone rings, on the Caller ID - SBC 2102467894. What the hell, I need some entertainment, I'll answer the phone.
[Dren] "Hello!"
[SBC] "Hello sir, this is Ruby with SBC Yahoo DSL Internet Service."
[Dren] "Hi, Ruby, I'm naked right now."
[SBC] "Um, ok, well, we're calling to tell you that SBC now has Yahoo DSL Internet services available in your area."
[Dren] "Yeah, Ruby, I know, yall called last weekend to tell me the same thing, I was naked then too."
[SBC] "Um, ok, sir, you have a nice day." [Then she hangs up.]
Wohoo! Me 1, Telemarketer 0!
My wife says I have issues. I say, free entertainment at someone else's expense is great!
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