Sunday, December 25
Santa Was Here
He got in about 11 PM, and didn't get through till about 2 AM.
Some assembly was required.
Some assembly was required.
Saturday, December 24
Why I don't understand...
...Women.
We are wearing shorts for Christmas Eve dinner as the tempertures are hovering in the high 70's here this year.
My wife bought me a really nice pair of shorts last summer, and laid them out for me with a new shirt for the evening.
I go in the bathroom and ask, "Honey, did you get me a belt to match the shorts from this summer?"
Her answer? "You don't tuck your shirt into those shorts."
So, I guess I'll be walking around at my mother-in-laws with an untucked shirt and my pants around my ankles.
We are wearing shorts for Christmas Eve dinner as the tempertures are hovering in the high 70's here this year.
My wife bought me a really nice pair of shorts last summer, and laid them out for me with a new shirt for the evening.
I go in the bathroom and ask, "Honey, did you get me a belt to match the shorts from this summer?"
Her answer? "You don't tuck your shirt into those shorts."
So, I guess I'll be walking around at my mother-in-laws with an untucked shirt and my pants around my ankles.
Saturday, December 17
Knocked Up Times Two
Ok, following up on the saga of trying to have a baby, we discovered that I had no sperm count problems. But it took a lot of medical science to get us pregnant this time around.
My sperm was so good that I actually knocked my wife up twice at the same time.
The included picture is twins! Wohoo! Twins! Send money! Wohoo! Crap! Send money!
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