Monday, August 26

WTF - This is why I hate people...

So, eating lunch at my desk, minding my own business, phone rings from a number I don't recognize. 281-250-2706. Dude on the end, barely speaks English, wants to know why I am calling him. WTF? So, I explained to him, when my phone rings, and I answer, you called me. I've been using phones for a long time, this is how it has worked forever. Hang up. Phone rings again from same number, ignore it. Then, a few minutes after that, another new number, 832-659-7446. A woman, demanding to know why I am calling her husband. (Was tempted to tell her 'for anal'.) Explained to her how phones work. She says her husband does not speak English and she is going to call the police on me. I told her, "Ok you crazy bitch, you go ahead and call the police and tell them I was calling your husband." Hung up. Then, just because I'm an instigator, texted her, "I'm not wearing any pants." Then, as I'm typing this, another call from the first number, wants to know why I'm texting his daughter messages like this. So I asked, "she said she was your wife, what kind of family life do you have?" For someone that does not speak English, he was suddenly quite fluent. From there the argument degraded into an argument about anal sex, sword fighting and who was bringing the condoms. The woman in the office next to me is now laughing uncontrollably. Wonder if they will call again.

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