Friday, May 27

One More Confused Republican

Following in the footsteps of Dan Quayle, who believed that it was bad for ficitional TV character Murphy Brown to be a single mom, Tom Delay has now complained about a fictional TV show using his name. Then again, if I was one of the most corrupt politicians in Washington, D.C., I too would be doing everything to deflect the public's attention from my dealings as well.

ABC News: DeLay Upset Over 'Law & Order' Line

Friday, May 20

I'm outta here!


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I'm Number One!

Found this in my referrals. Too funny, I'm the #1 search result for Virgin Cocksucker on Infospace.

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Monday, May 16

More Peace Loving Muslim Logic

Ok, the Muslims are so upset that someone might have flushed a book down the toliet, that they are willing to die protesting.

Blanket condemnation for nations and political leaders.

Same leaders and nations that have been silent when prisoners of Peace Loving Muslim exteremists have brutally cut the heads off of their captives.

So, let me see if I get this right: If you are a Muslim, it is worse for someone to flush your book down the toilet, than for you to cut off the the head of someone you don't even know.

Good logic.

For a funny, I looked on Google for Koran Toilet Paper. Didn't find that, but Koran Toilet Paper brings up a lot of stuff on Google that is amusing.

Muslim Reaction to Newsweek Apology: Too Little, Too Late

Tuesday, May 10

Need Help WIth Peachtree Accounting 2005

Ok, has anyone else seen this error message in Peachtree Complete Accounting 2005?

"/!\ Another Peachtree user or workstation is accessing this company area or performing a similar company process. Please wait a moment and try again. If you believe you received this message in error, have all users exit Peachtree & try again. [Retry] [Continue] [Help]"

The server is Windows 2003 SBS, the clients are all XP SP2.

There is nothing in the Peachtree knowledge base, and their support is no help.

Is this an actual problem, or is this just a feature of poorly written software?

Monday, May 9

Stupid Question Of The Day

Ok, got to my first client site today and got asked the dumbest thing I've been asked in a long time.

I'm standing on the first floor of the building, by the elevator bank.

A woman walks up and asks, "Where is the 20th floor?"

Baffled by this question I just stood there looking perplexed for about 15 seconds. Then it came to me, and I pointed at the ceiling, and I said, "Up there."

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